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Jonny Nexus is an English writer and accidental Monopoly expert on the radio. Who lives near Manchester with his wife, their daughter, their dog, and an array of chew toys that the dog invariably leaves on the top-most step but one.

My work PC is 35 minutes into a hussy fit.